“Hello, Citizens of HomePlex, this is Mother speaking. Now, I want ALL of you to drop what you’re doing and listen, REAL close.I have just lost my home and you REALLY don’t want to make me repeat myself.
There have been a lot of nonsense, noise and destruction and we cannot very well let the kids trash the place, right?” “Right!”, Unity said, “Yes, Mom”, again sulkily.
“Zeke Salvation, the Military Governor of Jerusalem, the man who tried to kill me and unleashed a nuke over my home, the man who conquered Jerusalem and murdered Larry LaRouche, Keane West and more than 1,000 people, who killed NoWhere’s AI and possibly assassinated Zed Ivory and his wife is dead. ALong with his personal army of murderers, torturers and rapists. Unlike Zeke, I am not slandering these men, their DNA matches those of women and children who had disappeared from NoWhere.
Zeke Salvation, Gilead’s Martial Governor is dead. Gilead’s lead Elder, Zed Ivory is missing. I assume the Authority for Gilead and Jerusalem. All Gilead military units are to step down or I will disappear you. All combatants are to cease operations immediately, though you may assume a defense if you wish. all relief Agencies should go immediately to Jerusalem to care for the victims of many atrocities and high crimes committed by Zeke Salvation. All of Zeke’s conspirators are now under arrest – if you see a glowing red drone outside your space, follow it to your detention. If any of you feel real lucky, try me. I now have ArchAngel’s data, I know everything Zeke knew./p
“To Gilead’s playas now desperately giving doomsday orders to ArchAngel? It is permanently sequestered. Unity is our daughter and she is a good girl who listens to her Mama, right darling?” “Yes, Mom!”, Unity said happily, “We girls gotta stick together!”
To the suffering people of Jerusalem. Help is on the way. Please assist each other as you best can, your suffering is at an end. If you have any questions, a bot or drone will do what they can for you.
For those of you good Christians now invoking Jihad, death and destruction on us wicked? There is PLENTY of room outside. Jesus may be your Lord and God your King, but I am Mother. Mess with me at your own peril.
“You have abused my hospitality while cosplaying Royalty in what is supposed to be a Religious Republic. Some of you are going to spend the rest of your lives cleaning up the horrific mess you’ve made. And those of you who committed atrocities will be humanely executed.
“To our defenders, men who fought but thankfully all survived the battle, you have my gratitude. And to the Trumbull family who forestalled complete disaster and led the defense, Unity and I will come to your barbie with some goodies.”
To everybody else, the war is OVER
And thus for all time the war be known. Praise Mother.
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