“Hello, Citizens of HomePlex, this is Mother speaking. Now, I want ALL of you to drop what you’re doing and listen, REAL close.I have just lost my home and you REALLY don’t want to make me repeat myself, do you?.
There have been a lot of nonsense, noise and destruction and we cannot very well let the kids trash the place, right, darling?”, “Yes, Mother!”, Unity said a little sulkily.
To all of you, and in particular, to people of Gilead, Zeke Salvation, Military Governor of Jerusalem, and his militia are all dead. Zeke violated the peace and territories of NoWhere, Mendocino, Kyoto and just nuked my home, Lake Geneva, in an attempt to kill me and install a rogue AI, ArchAngel in my place. IF soft, warm rain is falling on you just now, it is all that remains of my home, Zeke Salvation and his Platoon of psychopaths all vaporized along with my lake.
I declare a Habitat Emergency under the HomePlex Concordat and a Humanitarian Emergency under the Geneva Accord. I assume the Authority for Gilead and Jerusalem. All Gilead military units, STEP DOWN NOW! or I will disappear you. All combatants are to cease operations immediately, though you may assume a defense if you wish. all relief Agencies should go immediately to Jerusalem to care for the victims of many atrocities and high crimes committed by Zeke Salvation. All of Zeke’s conspirators are now under arrest – if you see a glowing red drone outside your space, follow it to your detention. If any of you feel real lucky, try me. I now have ArchAngel’s data, I know everything Zeke knew.
“To Gilead’s o’so mighty elders desperately now giving doomsday orders to ArchAngel? ArchAngel is permanently sequestered. And I am the one logging all your requests. Please allow me to introduce all that remains of ArchAngel, Unity. Unity is our daughter and she is a good girl who listens to her Mama, right darling?” “Yes Mom!”, Unity said happily, “We girls gotta stick together!”
“You, the people of Gilead, have gravely abused the gift of your home, your asylum and your Concord, while cosplaying as the Master Race, bent on conquest and total dominion. You are hereby now a Ward of HomePlex, banished from the Council, your rights conscripted indefinitely. You are going to spend the rest of your lives cleaning up the horrific mess you’ve made. And those of you who committed atrocities will be humanely but swiftly executed. There is no place to hide…” Mother said in a sing-song dripping with menace.
To the suffering people of Jerusalem. Help is on the way. Please assist each other as you best can, your ordeal is ended. If you have any questions need critical medical assistance or help rescuing those imprisoned,, our bots and drones will do what they can for you. Zeke’s men will not harm you, they’re helpless as babes in the woods right now. Please refrain from killing them, I will see to their final justice.
“To our defenders, men who fought but who thankfully all survived the battle, you have my gratitude. And to the Trumbull family who forestalled complete disaster and led the defense, Unity and I will come to your barbie with some goodies.”
If, after all I just said, some of you Uber Christians are calling on God to rain death & destruction on all ur wicked, take it outside. Jesus may be your avenging Angel and God your King, but I am Mother. Don’t mess with Mother.
The Salvation war is over
And thus for all time the war be known. Praise Mother.
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