If you are here, you must be NoWhere

Homeplex:Nowhere or Nowhere is The second planned plex of The Homeplex. It was founded by Larry LaRouche & Keane West, Wildcat miners who struck a modest fortune & set Their sites on The HomePlex. They felt the HomePlex was missing something, so They built a reproduction Dodge City with bars, casinos & places to enjoy many forms of Earthly delights. If Kyoto was inspired by midieval Japan, Nowhere was Macau. It’s logo is The Goddess of Fortune. It is a Libertarian paradise making up for lax, vague rules with anarchy.

Our Constitution supports

• Family Structure: Any relationship, long or short – MYOB
• Complete Sex Equality
• Complete Gender Equality
• Complete Sexual Orientation Equality
• Complete racial equality, any nationality, language or creed.
• Governance: Civic authority. Co-consul / co-Proprietors / co-Conspirators Larry LaRouche & Keane West at your service for The right price.
• Religion: All denominations accepted but O’ Great Digital Bennies preferred. We have an Elvis Church, but Gilead Churches abound for The faithful & broke.
• Education: Everybody learns House Ruels. Learn anything else you want, we like Wise Guys.
• Politics: Money talks, we hear you. Bullshit talks, we be listening
• Justice: Work out your own disagreements. If you prefer a duel, we provide a Gladiator cage, advertising, an announcer and Emcee, we keep the proceeds. Don’t even think of Robbery, that’s our job.
• Weapons: No WMD, otherwise, The weapon of your choice
• Military: None, Leave us alone and we will leave you alone.
• Economy: Casinos, Food & Beverage, Cowboy Cosplay
• Primary City: Boomtown
• Pleasures: Gambling galore, drinking, Cowboy fun, Entertainment. Any vice, as long as you keep it quiet. We don’t ask if we don’t wanna know

Larry LaRouche & Keane West are single, but actively dating The entertaining ladies of The Casinos. Rumors that The 2 are long-time lovers have been vigorously denied with aggressive defamation lawsuits duly promised at times, and some oTher times The response have been, “What we do in our own time is none of your damn business.”